Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

kenny won!






kenny did a good job with that acronym about hating rednecks tits. totally backing that! atta boy! ill get you somethin sometime whenever.


YEAH EPIC!


34!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Saturday, July 18, 2009

technique

i gotta use some of these lines sometime.


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

NEW CONTEST!

so matt melo won the last contest and got himself a bunch of candy. but this contest you kids are gonna have to step your shit up!

whoever can think of the best akronyme for NEWPORT wins candy or something else that my dad buys in bulk (snickers, cheetos, beef jerky sticks, dr. pepper and beer but beer isnt a prize. he just likes his beer). an example would be Niggas Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesdays. see how the first letter of each word in that sentance spells out NEWPORT? well thats what you have to do.


so get your brain to work fuckers! lets see how creative you are.


rules.


ends on july 23 2009 at 12:00 am. central time. there is no limit to how many times you can make an entry. winner will get their prize on whenever both the winner and i figure out when and where to meet for me to give them the prize (if you even want it).


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CIGARETTES!

dustin dollin is a bad ass

knox korner!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

goomba on da road

i wanna see this fucker out on the road and call him a chad.








93X ROCKS!!!













qwr.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

goomba!!!

so der was dis one time when i got a fresh pack of newports and a few full throattles over at super america(yeah yeah i got dem SA points!) right before work at the fl project ya kno! so i get in the jeep and i see this trick all eyein me up and shit. and i think to myself "either this girl is backin me or she is on some hardcore drugs." so i proceeded to do what i do and light up a newport and she is still givin me the look. and once i figured out what look it was i was all about it and played one of them shy ass doods and put her in reverse and started to drive away. but fuck that. I GOT SNAKED! some goomba ass chad bro pulled a taladega night on my ass and literally parked like a T directly behind me!!! and he was no regular chadbro. he was super. like he was chadded out and he was drivin a whip that he thought was all super fly but to the common man, the shit is wack. its like a ford escort thats three tone with lime green flames on the hood. yeah! lime fuckin green fuckin flames like a motha fucka!!! and i had no response to this mark ass shit other than to give him the "are you fucking serious?" look. so i did. and he didnt do shit other than chadbro post up on the trick girls car and mean mug the fuck out of me! straight up chadbro status.


so if you ever come across this chadbro mark ass mean muggin fellah...


remember this...


i dont like him...


end bitch.

Thursday, July 2, 2009