NEW CONTEST!

so matt melo won the last contest and got himself a bunch of candy. but this contest you kids are gonna have to step your shit up!

whoever can think of the best akronyme for NEWPORT wins candy or something else that my dad buys in bulk (snickers, cheetos, beef jerky sticks, dr. pepper and beer but beer isnt a prize. he just likes his beer). an example would be Niggas Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesdays. see how the first letter of each word in that sentance spells out NEWPORT? well thats what you have to do.


so get your brain to work fuckers! lets see how creative you are.


rules.


ends on july 23 2009 at 12:00 am. central time. there is no limit to how many times you can make an entry. winner will get their prize on whenever both the winner and i figure out when and where to meet for me to give them the prize (if you even want it).


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CIGARETTES!