merry christmas

greatest movie of all time. ever.

douche

short lil flick thats bitchen tits. and jonas has a sweet part too.

Atagge 2-Revenge of the Douchebags from Atagge on Vimeo.

dear children,

drop out of school, do drugs and be cool or THIS could happen to you!!!







and the best advise of all, never listen to me.

Blast from the PAST!

way back in 2003 when all you kids were still in diapers and shit. and when i was a fresh noob!

dat purple punch

WEINER!

josiah is a beast

fuckin america!

ed

lil furbyfucks part.

Ethan Deiss 08/09 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

ethans competition

this dude RIPS!!!





nah but for real big ups to deiss for his fullpart fridays on tws. super stoked for him.

http://snowboarding.transworld.net/videos/full-part-friday-ethan-deiss/

check it!


flp and trollhaugen all day ay day til da wheels fall off.

my favorite skate edit ever!

things that make this fucking amazing.

1. 1817
2. halloween
3. skateboarding
4. skating mini ramp
5. beer
6. skating mini drunk
7. baby hueys costume
8. baby hueys kareaoke skill
9. baby huey
10. the song choice

thank you to all involved. i fuckin love it!!!





enjoy.

that phuckle tip

neil is the man!

hes gonna have a banger part. same with gabe. and boog. the whole crew fuckin rules! to many names to drop. just keepin it short and sweet.



boogs owns pussy.




neil, al, brad and gabe.



get fuckin HYPED!!!

<3 :D!!!!!!!!!

jacobo-tage

i love jake durhams shit and i love them hyland kids too. these guys know how to party.

THE JOKE'S OVER TEASER from jakedurham on Vimeo.

MENTHOL MONDAY #2 from jakedurham on Vimeo.

DANIMALS DAY IN THE LIFE from jakedurham on Vimeo.

menthol monday #3 (40 seconds with justin fronius) from jakedurham on Vimeo.

Mr. Me Too Montage from jakedurham on Vimeo.

MENTHOL MONDAY #4 (CLOSING WEEKEND OF HYLAND) & LAST UPDATE? from jakedurham on Vimeo.

BLACK & WHITE TUBE SESH from jakedurham on Vimeo.

jack footage from jakedurham on Vimeo.

HYLAND CLOSING WEEKEND VIDEO from jakedurham on Vimeo.

MENTHOL MONDAY? from jakedurham on Vimeo.

Jake Durham's Seat Belt Commercial from jakedurham on Vimeo.

A SHORT DAY IN THE LIFE WITH 1817 from jakedurham on Vimeo.

fear & loathing at the damn am from jakedurham on Vimeo.

Ryan Paul Bridge Sesh from jakedurham on Vimeo.

Cody Beiersdorf (alternative edit from The Joke's Over) from jakedurham on Vimeo.

Danimals nosepress tage from jakedurham on Vimeo.

funny falls with jack from jakedurham on Vimeo.

menthol mondaze remixxx from jakedurham on Vimeo.

The Videograss Golden Ticket Edit from jakedurham on Vimeo.

Shapes & Shadows from jakedurham on Vimeo.

THE JOKE's OVER (FULL FILM) from jakedurham on Vimeo.

riley-tage

ive wanted to do this for a while. all of the vids that i enjoy that riley has made.

Secrets Are No Fun Sundays w/ Riley Erickson from JohnHodge on Vimeo.

well... john hodge made that. but its a good way to start it out.

December Throwaway from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Role Model rail teaser #1 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

sloppy fisheye shit edit from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Monday Minute from riley erickson on Vimeo.

monday minute #2 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

monday minute #3 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Monday Minute #4 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Penn park w/ John Hodge from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Monday minute #5 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Monday Minute #6 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

monday minute #7 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

minute monday #8 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

purple

http://www.purple.com/purple.html



love it.

story from ben buse

ben told me a wonderful story this morning and i had to share it with you, and now im giving the keyboard to ben. take it away cutie!


On saturday night i was driving in between FL and Wyoming when i get pulled over by some pig. for some reason i forgot to turn off my music when "Kick Start MY Heart" by Motley Crue was playing. He cop comes up to me and say "Sir do u know why i pulled u over?" "no i said." "You were vearing into the shoulder,Have u been drinking tonight?" "no i havent" "Wait is that Motley crue playing on your radio" "yeah." "what do u think of them?" " theyre awesome i love them" "me too man u have a nice day"

I sat there for like a minute and a half on what what the fuck just happened and how fucking awesome that cop was. And that how motley crue saved my ass


WIZARDS FO LYFE BITCHES

BOOZY

FLP X CHEESEDICKS

flp team riders austin young and ethan deiss are now cheesedicks! shits gettin rediculas.








really rediculas

poor cats

poll

fabio




or




david hasselhoff


you decide

so beastly

Keegan Valaika from Julian Pepe on Vimeo.

thank you jake!

charlie you dick!

i need this for my pet!

true

lucky fucker

WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio from Scott Baio

SMOKE

great words from a great man

"i've tried to look at personality..but.. i just see fat chicks"

fuckin magic!

I CONVERSED WITH RP!

if you havent seen the latest high cascade recap then you wouldnt know of how much ryan paul has been killing it out there. check that shit out at twsnowboarding.com.

i secretly, half-assed interviewed him cause i thought it would be sweet. check it!

Ryan
jeffyyyyyy!

12:15amJeffy
RYAAAAN!

what up?! hows hood?

12:19amRyan
dude hood is awesome! unfortunately i only get to shred for like 3 more days but its all good!

hows mn?

12:21amJeffy
a few days ago we had a gnarly storm and i geuss a garage roof was lifted off in forest lake but i call bullshit on that

then it ruled. then today it was stupid hot

and tomorrow is supposed to be pretty hot too

12:24amRyan
ha wow, yeah i called my brother and he was at the beach

actually i called ricky and they were both at the beach and he handed his phone to randy

not that that really matters lol

12:25amJeffy
hahahaha the beach would have been a great place to be today. not skating

12:32amJeffy
so what in the fuckin dick possessed you to backy onto a rail?

12:34amRyan
idk man ha

yeah i was possessed by a dick

and that dick was long and vieny and made me do it

12:35amJeffy
HAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMN! must have been a tasty dick

but that was sick! did you get mad trim after that shit?

12:42amRyan
haha uhh trim? idk everyone just gave me alot of props lol

wish i got trim for it lol

12:42amJeffy
damn

yeah that would have been really sweet

12:46amRyan
yeahhh im dreamin

12:47amJeffy
are you m.o.b. or b.o.m.?

12:52amRyan
mmmm idk i think im gonna abolish both groups

cause faust aint in on bom anymore with me, and i aint tryin to claim like i get alotta bitches

12:54amJeffy
so are you hatin both bitches and money?

12:56amRyan
they both suck! fuck em! shreddin is the jam!

12:57amJeffy
touche sir

12:59amRyan
is touche good and cliche bad?

12:59amJeffy
yeah

1:00amRyan
word!

im down then!

what board you rockin this year, the love again?

1:00amJeffy
cliche is like just shitty and gay and touche is like telling a person that you just owned a nigga

1:00amRyan
haha im down

1:01amJeffy
yeah. i got the love right now but i wanna switch up to a lil softer and smaller board

1:01amRyan
fuck yeah get the hate lol, theyre like polar opposites, hates way flexy

1:02amJeffy
is the hate rocker tho?

1:03amRyan
its party rocker so its just completely flat and bows out a little bit on the nose and tale, its mellow tho, pretty much looks like a camber deck

1:03amJeffy
i play absolutly no rocker

im a camber man all the way

1:04amRyan
haha aight then have your stiff boards

1:04amJeffy
i will. same how i like my dicks

1:05amRyan
hahah gross

SOOOOOOO AWESOME!

only the first three montages are worth it tho. unless you really like cats then you can watch the forth but you have to bear with that gay ass song that plays.

I WANT TECHNOOO!!!

what the fuck

http://www.zapiks.fr/jed-and-grenier-testent-les-.html

AMERICA!

wizards fo lyfe!

VAG from josh star on Vimeo.

damn leperchauns causin ruckus

kenny won!

kenny did a good job with that acronym about hating rednecks tits. totally backing that! atta boy! ill get you somethin sometime whenever.


YEAH EPIC!


34!

remember

technique

i gotta use some of these lines sometime.

NEW CONTEST!

so matt melo won the last contest and got himself a bunch of candy. but this contest you kids are gonna have to step your shit up!

whoever can think of the best akronyme for NEWPORT wins candy or something else that my dad buys in bulk (snickers, cheetos, beef jerky sticks, dr. pepper and beer but beer isnt a prize. he just likes his beer). an example would be Niggas Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesdays. see how the first letter of each word in that sentance spells out NEWPORT? well thats what you have to do.


so get your brain to work fuckers! lets see how creative you are.


rules.


ends on july 23 2009 at 12:00 am. central time. there is no limit to how many times you can make an entry. winner will get their prize on whenever both the winner and i figure out when and where to meet for me to give them the prize (if you even want it).


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2









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CIGARETTES!

dustin dollin is a bad ass

knox korner!

this kid rules at sucking at life.

goomba on da road

i wanna see this fucker out on the road and call him a chad.








93X ROCKS!!!













qwr.

greatest song and music video EVER!

dear get healthy

but minus sam.

goomba!!!

so der was dis one time when i got a fresh pack of newports and a few full throattles over at super america(yeah yeah i got dem SA points!) right before work at the fl project ya kno! so i get in the jeep and i see this trick all eyein me up and shit. and i think to myself "either this girl is backin me or she is on some hardcore drugs." so i proceeded to do what i do and light up a newport and she is still givin me the look. and once i figured out what look it was i was all about it and played one of them shy ass doods and put her in reverse and started to drive away. but fuck that. I GOT SNAKED! some goomba ass chad bro pulled a taladega night on my ass and literally parked like a T directly behind me!!! and he was no regular chadbro. he was super. like he was chadded out and he was drivin a whip that he thought was all super fly but to the common man, the shit is wack. its like a ford escort thats three tone with lime green flames on the hood. yeah! lime fuckin green fuckin flames like a motha fucka!!! and i had no response to this mark ass shit other than to give him the "are you fucking serious?" look. so i did. and he didnt do shit other than chadbro post up on the trick girls car and mean mug the fuck out of me! straight up chadbro status.


so if you ever come across this chadbro mark ass mean muggin fellah...


remember this...


i dont like him...


end bitch.

daaaaamn.... so bomb.

The Jokes Over!

DA WHOLE FUCKIN THING YO!

THE JOKE's OVER (FULL FILM) from jakedurham on Vimeo.

billy mays tribute!

awesome.

jordan makes it rain on dem hoes!

king of pop

M.J. down. not stoked. he was the shit.




may the playa moon walk in peace.

i geuss i must have killed em

i dont really like eminem but the song is sick and the video is fuckin AWESOME!

lol

2:10amJeffy
so did you fuck or fight an indian?





first time i ever asked that question.

i totally agree jacobo

Think Positive. from riley erickson on Vimeo.

WTF???!

feelin like a president

damn kids

WASSUP HATERS!

there ya go

love it.

to good to be true.

i love this so much! the embeded was disabled but i couldnt not tell people about it. so check the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds6naNGqVCY

dear you fucks,

the world is a war field of goombas and real homies. and this one goes out to the fucks on facebook. the goombas be hatin on the wizards for no reason thinkin they top dog. but they are chads. so this goes out to all the hollister wearin, gangsta ass wanna be, country listenin to, truck drivin, rich ass chadbro goomba ass fagot butt hole eating trick ass bitch slut whore dick faced mother fuckers out there. you suck. i hate you. wizards fo lyfe. rileys shit and urine is cooler than the sandals on your feet in a frogs heart beat. dj dexter kicks ass and no matter how hard you try to fuck his ex, you will still suck very hard at life. and if you ever see this shit let and think to yourself "wow. what a fag for writing this shit on his gay ass blog" it isnt just me that hates you. everyone does. but i really hate you. so stop breathing my air.


WIZARDS!

wtf?

got it from riley

so you know this shit is legit.

true facts.





When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.


The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.


Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.


Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.


Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfather was the first person to own a television.


Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.


On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.


The original title for Catcher in the Rye was Hey, Look, a Carousel!


Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”


In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.


Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone’s mouth.


If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)


Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.


The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.


To be a train conductor, you have to cut off one of your own toes during a loyalty ritual.


The Z in Jay-Z’s name stands for “Zeppidemus.”


Jean shorts were invented three weeks prior to the invention of regular jeans.


Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.


In Austria, the traditional Christmas colors are not red and greed, but purple and clear.


Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase “Baby Mama” in a satirical poem published inPoor Richard’s Almanac.


If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.


The original name for the laptop computer was “Hinged Smart Slab.”


The average person inhales 3 pounds of spider webs in his or her lifetime.


When first introduced to the public, plastic laundry baskets cost $75 each.


Winnie the Pooh started out as a non-fiction account of mental illness.


Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.


The Q in Q-tips stands for “quantum,” as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.


Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.


Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.


Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.


If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain
and irreparable damage.


Clouds cannot travel south southwest.


In sign language, there are 72 ways to say “drawbridge.”


Read more: "VAGABOND. - leading an unsettled or carefree life. disreputable; worthless; shiftless" - http://rileysteven.posterous.com/?page=11#ixzz0G6tfe1CN&A

WINNER!

MALONE!!!!






yeah boy!




and dj dexter came in second.

how edits should look like

thank you 1817

Penn park w/ John Hodge from riley erickson on Vimeo.

May 23rd!

be there or suck at life!



and then the day before that,





word!

today! drew said this!

"you can totaly be negative on a pie chart! just means some bitch ass ate a peice."

for jeff schulz

so whoever can think of the funniest porno movie name will win a candy bar. i would say it has to be original but i havent seen many porn movies so i wouldnt know. just make me laugh. shit has to be creative. an example would be "lord of the g-strings." something that would be a funny name for a porno flick. theres no limit to how many you can use. so just throw them out there!

and the candy bar prize is my pickings. but think of it this way. free candy for porno. pretty sweet deal.

aight?!

the contest starts now and ends at may 19th at midnight central time.



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2



1






PORN!

GOOOOOOOOOMBA!!!

just got word that brendon kennedy was pulling off some hella goomba shit. dats gay.





...

epic

EPIC Promo '08-'09 season from kyle skogen on Vimeo.

goomba of..........................whenever i want to.

so since 97% of my posts are just youtube videos i decided to mix it up a bit and do a spinoff of the wizards "chad of the week" (which they have yet to do for the past two fucking weeks). but im not dedicated to this shit to post one on the same day every week and since i just got done watching all 49 of donovans butteryass mondays on the berrics im callin this shit "goomba of whenever i want to." and im havin this thing open to everybody. not just people that i know. all of the people in the world are possible victims. so im gonna start things off with number one.






no idea who this girl is but she added me on myspace. yes. she added me. i didnt add her. this pic was in her "ex lovers" album. making an album to represent your ex's is just goofy. that one is beyond me. second the dude is rocking a monster hat and thats 110% chad. third. someones drinking pepsi. pepsi sucks.

go here!

1817 kids all up on dis blog!


http://annielovesboys.blogspot.com/

kudos!!!

cullen bernklau got second out at pbrj in the lil grom division. congrats you punk ass.


also congrats to sarah winger for owning the ladys and getting first! yeah white girl!




and good luck to nate bryant and crew. i hope you guys find a way back home.

dat purple suga wata yo!

yeah.

fuckin damn!

oh i remember them days...

your a rascal kramer

there ya go.

this kid lays down the fuckin law.

word. stop it.

phuckle throwaways!

holla!

soo fuckin awesome.

A-squared

last weekend was aftons closing days. it was pretty fun. the people who were there made it fun cause the set up was weak. snagged some photogs. check it.




jon

hes a goon

taylorjohn

he was hitchin on minivanS with that lil fucker

ricky is hood

t and ricky saw this and made me go back for this photo

relaxin

gaper

R.P.

thats a healthy ass

troll kids holdin it down

that kid has strong cock and balls

rock

epic fuck you



GET HEALTHY MOTHA FUCKA!

fuckin optimus prime!!!!

awesome.



i just farted.






so did wicky. TWICE!

kick ass!

Skeleton Crew Teaser #8: Someday in the Park from Skeleton Crew on Vimeo.

damn. i am a thief.

stole this one from riley.

filth

timm hill everybody!