fuck dis shit: August 2009

if you havent seen the latest high cascade recap then you wouldnt know of how much ryan paul has been killing it out there. check that shit out at twsnowboarding.com.

i secretly, half-assed interviewed him cause i thought it would be sweet. check it!

Ryan
jeffyyyyyy!

12:15amJeffy
RYAAAAN!

what up?! hows hood?

12:19amRyan
dude hood is awesome! unfortunately i only get to shred for like 3 more days but its all good!

hows mn?

12:21amJeffy
a few days ago we had a gnarly storm and i geuss a garage roof was lifted off in forest lake but i call bullshit on that

then it ruled. then today it was stupid hot

and tomorrow is supposed to be pretty hot too

12:24amRyan
ha wow, yeah i called my brother and he was at the beach

actually i called ricky and they were both at the beach and he handed his phone to randy

not that that really matters lol

12:25amJeffy
hahahaha the beach would have been a great place to be today. not skating

12:32amJeffy
so what in the fuckin dick possessed you to backy onto a rail?

12:34amRyan
idk man ha

yeah i was possessed by a dick

and that dick was long and vieny and made me do it

12:35amJeffy
HAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMN! must have been a tasty dick

but that was sick! did you get mad trim after that shit?

12:42amRyan
haha uhh trim? idk everyone just gave me alot of props lol

wish i got trim for it lol

12:42amJeffy
damn

yeah that would have been really sweet

12:46amRyan
yeahhh im dreamin

12:47amJeffy
are you m.o.b. or b.o.m.?

12:52amRyan
mmmm idk i think im gonna abolish both groups

cause faust aint in on bom anymore with me, and i aint tryin to claim like i get alotta bitches

12:54amJeffy
so are you hatin both bitches and money?

12:56amRyan
they both suck! fuck em! shreddin is the jam!

12:57amJeffy
touche sir

12:59amRyan
is touche good and cliche bad?

12:59amJeffy
yeah

1:00amRyan
word!

im down then!

what board you rockin this year, the love again?

1:00amJeffy
cliche is like just shitty and gay and touche is like telling a person that you just owned a nigga

1:00amRyan
haha im down

1:01amJeffy
yeah. i got the love right now but i wanna switch up to a lil softer and smaller board

1:01amRyan
fuck yeah get the hate lol, theyre like polar opposites, hates way flexy

1:02amJeffy
is the hate rocker tho?

1:03amRyan
its party rocker so its just completely flat and bows out a little bit on the nose and tale, its mellow tho, pretty much looks like a camber deck

1:03amJeffy
i play absolutly no rocker

im a camber man all the way

1:04amRyan
haha aight then have your stiff boards

1:04amJeffy
i will. same how i like my dicks

1:05amRyan
hahah gross