Friday, May 29, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
to good to be true.
i love this so much! the embeded was disabled but i couldnt not tell people about it. so check the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds6naNGqVCY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds6naNGqVCY
dear you fucks,
the world is a war field of goombas and real homies. and this one goes out to the fucks on facebook. the goombas be hatin on the wizards for no reason thinkin they top dog. but they are chads. so this goes out to all the hollister wearin, gangsta ass wanna be, country listenin to, truck drivin, rich ass chadbro goomba ass fagot butt hole eating trick ass bitch slut whore dick faced mother fuckers out there. you suck. i hate you. wizards fo lyfe. rileys shit and urine is cooler than the sandals on your feet in a frogs heart beat. dj dexter kicks ass and no matter how hard you try to fuck his ex, you will still suck very hard at life. and if you ever see this shit let and think to yourself "wow. what a fag for writing this shit on his gay ass blog" it isnt just me that hates you. everyone does. but i really hate you. so stop breathing my air.
WIZARDS!
WIZARDS!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
got it from riley
so you know this shit is legit.
true facts.
When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.
The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.
Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.
Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.
Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfather was the first person to own a television.
Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.
On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.
The original title for Catcher in the Rye was Hey, Look, a Carousel!
Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”
In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.
Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone’s mouth.
If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)
Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.
The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.
To be a train conductor, you have to cut off one of your own toes during a loyalty ritual.
The Z in Jay-Z’s name stands for “Zeppidemus.”
Jean shorts were invented three weeks prior to the invention of regular jeans.
Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.
In Austria, the traditional Christmas colors are not red and greed, but purple and clear.
Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase “Baby Mama” in a satirical poem published inPoor Richard’s Almanac.
If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.
The original name for the laptop computer was “Hinged Smart Slab.”
The average person inhales 3 pounds of spider webs in his or her lifetime.
When first introduced to the public, plastic laundry baskets cost $75 each.
Winnie the Pooh started out as a non-fiction account of mental illness.
Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.
The Q in Q-tips stands for “quantum,” as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.
Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.
Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.
Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.
If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain
and irreparable damage.
Clouds cannot travel south southwest.
In sign language, there are 72 ways to say “drawbridge.”
Read more: "VAGABOND. - leading an unsettled or carefree life. disreputable; worthless; shiftless" - http://rileysteven.posterous.com/?page=11#ixzz0G6tfe1CN&A
true facts.
When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.
The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.
Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.
Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.
Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfather was the first person to own a television.
Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.
On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.
The original title for Catcher in the Rye was Hey, Look, a Carousel!
Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”
In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.
Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone’s mouth.
If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)
Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.
The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.
To be a train conductor, you have to cut off one of your own toes during a loyalty ritual.
The Z in Jay-Z’s name stands for “Zeppidemus.”
Jean shorts were invented three weeks prior to the invention of regular jeans.
Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.
In Austria, the traditional Christmas colors are not red and greed, but purple and clear.
Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase “Baby Mama” in a satirical poem published inPoor Richard’s Almanac.
If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.
The original name for the laptop computer was “Hinged Smart Slab.”
The average person inhales 3 pounds of spider webs in his or her lifetime.
When first introduced to the public, plastic laundry baskets cost $75 each.
Winnie the Pooh started out as a non-fiction account of mental illness.
Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.
The Q in Q-tips stands for “quantum,” as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.
Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.
Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.
Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.
If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain
and irreparable damage.
Clouds cannot travel south southwest.
In sign language, there are 72 ways to say “drawbridge.”
Read more: "VAGABOND. - leading an unsettled or carefree life. disreputable; worthless; shiftless" - http://rileysteven.posterous.com/?page=11#ixzz0G6tfe1CN&A
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
today! drew said this!
"you can totaly be negative on a pie chart! just means some bitch ass ate a peice."
for jeff schulz
so whoever can think of the funniest porno movie name will win a candy bar. i would say it has to be original but i havent seen many porn movies so i wouldnt know. just make me laugh. shit has to be creative. an example would be "lord of the g-strings." something that would be a funny name for a porno flick. theres no limit to how many you can use. so just throw them out there!
and the candy bar prize is my pickings. but think of it this way. free candy for porno. pretty sweet deal.
aight?!
the contest starts now and ends at may 19th at midnight central time.
3
2
1
PORN!
and the candy bar prize is my pickings. but think of it this way. free candy for porno. pretty sweet deal.
aight?!
the contest starts now and ends at may 19th at midnight central time.
3
2
1
PORN!
Friday, May 8, 2009
GOOOOOOOOOMBA!!!
just got word that brendon kennedy was pulling off some hella goomba shit. dats gay.
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Monday, May 4, 2009
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